Wow, it seems like it hasn’t been but a month or so since my last post and…. What? It has been a month since my last post? Damn.
I could blame time or conflicts or ennui or just plain laziness, but I suppose it’s a combination of all three to a degree. I’ve also been kind of bummed even thinking about nail polish since I had a nail break right before Easter. Well, of course they all started following suit like lemmings to the sea and, once the third one bit the dust I had to uphold my two broken nails per hand limit and burn the village to the ground and salt the earth. Welcome to Stubbytown, Population 10.
So no new manicures for several weeks now other than applying the lacquer equivalent of bandaids in order to once again rock the mannequin hands. I also had to put the kibosh on the fancy mani that I had planned for my birthday next week, can you imagine such a tragic turn of events? Luckily, I have many pics and review notes in the can already so I will have to look at this as an opportunity to get caught up on things. As they say, when life hands you lemons just find someone to who/m life has handed vodka…
So, Magritte’s Masterpiece! The polish I was wearing when the first domino fell and set off the sad chain of events to which I just referred. I don’t blame the polish, I still love it dearly! I didn’t notice until I was comparing photographs that the name on the label is actually MaRgritte’s Masterpiece. I have to think that this is a typographical error since FingerPaints’ conceit is an artistic theme to their color names and that it’s supposed to be Magritte’s. Even if it’s not and the spelling is intentional, I cannot deal with it and it will be forever known to me as Magritte as in Rene. Not that I’m much of a fan of his work, and you’d think a polish with this name would be apple green, but a rose by any other name, yeah?
I’ve spent I don’t know how much time and money over the years searching for a true cobalt nail varnish. Consequently I have more dark blue nail polish bottles than a person who doesn’t necessarily even like the color dark blue should own. I have several that are described by the manufacturer as cobalt and at least one that is actually named Cobalt! But, no dice. Maybe I don’t really know what color cobalt really is (which we’ll revisit when I review Crimson), but by a true cobalt I mean that I want a polish the color of cobalt glassware. You know, deep but not flat blue with a hint of red to it. Not enough to see red or even enough to be a blurple, but just enough to make it glow from the inside.
So for the record, nail polish makers, I do not consider the following to be a true cobalt:
Dark blue metallic
Blurple, jelly or otherwise
Navy blue shimmer (it’s still navy blue)
Dark blue with glitter or a holo (I love a good holo, but it’s not cobalt!)
Then I’m browsing through the BOGO sale at Sally and end up just grabbing this one because I’ve been standing there forever and they might be ready to call the authourities because they think I’m casing the joint. I don’t have a lot of expectations for it (I’ve had so many hopes and dreams dashed upon the jagged rocks of the nail lacquer display in the past), but whatever because I managed to pick up China Glaze Dorothy Who that I’ve wanted forever so yay blue!
So imagine my shock and thrill when I get home and try out my new purchases and there it is! My Holy Grail! My white whale! My whatever was in Marsellus’ briefcase in Pulp Fiction! The perfect cobalt!!
See why I didn’t have too much expectations just looking at it in the bottle? It’s not quite dark enough and a bit too flat for true cobalt, but once on the nail….
Isn’t that sweet? Want to see it again?
Oh yeah…. now that’s what I’m talking ’bout……
This was three glorious, silky coats. Like a lot of dark blues, OPI’s Russian Navy comes to mind, the first coat is kind of a weird sort of blue-black streaks with bald patches, but it was beautiful by the second coat. I could have stopped there, but I gave my usual third coat just for the sheer joy of it and it darkened it just a touch to go beyond perfect! Not sure that I could have taken a fourth coat without passing out from the exhilaration of it all.
I’m not sure how to describe the consistency. It was substantial, but not thick. Sort of like that cheap ass Jiffy frosting you make yourself v. the expensive Duncan Hines stuff already mixed in the can. I think the texture of it even affected the look of the creme. All shiny and luxurious but solid, like latex. Latex?
I’m not talking latex wall paint, but latex like in superhero catsuits. In fact, that’s it! The color, finish, shade, depth, it reminds me of Mystique’s skin. Not that lame ass J-Law body suit in Days of Future Past, but pure old-school kick ass Romjin rubber and body paint. Don’t get me wrong, I loved Days of Future Past! I think it rivaled Last Stand for the best installment in the whole series. It was even better than First Class and that insane Kevin Bacon/Michael Fassbender action was everything!
So why did J-Law wuss out and request the body suit in the first place? Word on the street is that she found the prosthetics and body makeup and whatnot that she wore in First Class was just too uncomfortable. Sack up, Lawrence!! What about dedication to your craft? What about suffering for your art? For Magneto’s sake, take a cue from ScarJo, who rocked the Black Widow leather while she was pregnant, dammit! Now that girl is FIERCE!!
Can you tell I’m jazzed about Avengers 2: Age of Ultron coming out this Friday? I usually give it a while for the crowds to thin out a bit, but I’m not sure I can stand it this time. It’s a distinct possibility that I will end up with tickets to the gun show this weekend. I’m even thinking of springing for the IMAX, if you can believe it….
Where was I now? Oh, yeah, nail polish! I really love Magritte’s Masterpiece. Way to go, FingerPaints for making my dreams come true! Now if only Hawkeye can do the same. SPOILER ALERT: He probably can….